Sunday, October 19, 2014

Swamp Rabbit Trail - Ride Review

I've been wanting to knock the Swamp Rabbit Trail in South Carolina off the list for a while, so Saturday I met up with a good buddy of mine so we could get it done. After a little preliminary research we determined that the smartest plan for us would be to start at the southern terminus and work northward, then back. The southernmost point of the trail ends unceremoniously at an intersection next to a shopping center type deal with a bowling alley in the lot. We parked next to the bowling alley and didn't feel stressed about the bags of exposed gear we left in the car, it looks like a pretty chill neighborhood. If you want to start at the southernmost point, the address is 740 S Pleasantburg Drive Greenville SC 29607. There were a few other cars with bike racks parked there as well, so we could tell this is a pretty popular spot to leave the car.

RIDE REVIEW

The Swamp Rabbit is a multi-use path, and it is not a ride you want to do if you want to go mash some hills. It's practically a pancake, but if you do the entire length you will log just under 1000ft of climbing.

The trail starts off easy to see as standard double wide multi path, but you quickly get to a part where you can either ride in the street or on the sidewalk. We actually lost our way and had to double back because we felt like we had gone waaay too long off the actual trail, and we were right. You make one turn onto a street and just a short way away the entrance to the continuation of the trail is on the opposite side of the road, and it is not clearly marked. Keep your eyes open for it, it is easy to pass.

Once you are back on the pathed path, the trail markings get a little better. You'll know you are on the right track if you keep seeing letter number combos painted on the ground every so often counting downward from the mid 360's, Example: SR357

Almost immediately the trail starts to get crowded as you head towards downtown Greenville. You'll do some interesting twists and turns to get through the downtown section, as you need to cross and recross the river a few times. Easy to make some wrong turns here, so it may be best to follow someone who looks like they know where they are going.


The downtown section passes quickly. As you continue on, you'll notice that your bike suddenly seems like it is a bit heavier than usual. But what is really happening is that you are on a false flat - subtle upgrade for a fairly long clip once north of town. Nothing hard though, I only mention it because it is SO subtle that you may be inclined to think something is wrong with your bike. Also, there is a section where the path gets kind of narrow, but there is a rubberized section off to the side for runners. I didn't know what it was so I started riding in it and thought I had a flat. Duh.

The other thing I notoced about this trail is that there are A LOT of daybikers who don't even own a bike, but have rented a giant beach cruiser beast which they are struggling to keep control of. These people tend to REALLY want audible warnings of when you are going to pass. If you pass without warning, be prepared for them to go all trail boss on you. It never ceases to amaze me that the people who want to yell at you for not announcing that you're going to pass on the left are the same people who struggle to keep their bike under control and to the right. 

Guess what n00bs, you are breaking as much a rule as I am for taking up the entire fucking trail with your weeble wobble wackity wack ridiculousness! When I see you careening recklessly back and forth across the full width of the trail I'd rather sneak past you than call out that I'm going to pass, because when I do, you'll immediately steer in the same direction I'm about to pass you from. I learned the hard way about that one. So, I am going to ride in the way I think is safest for ME, not YOU. You're probably going to wreck anyway with or without my interference, my hope is to just get past you and away from you before you wreck into ME. I realize that this may not be a popular opinion, but riding defensively around people less experienced than me has worked well for 43 years, I'm not about to change it now because I "offended your bicycle etiquette requirement". For the record, my buddy was using his Incredibell AND I was calling out to other riders who we had to pass, but in general we would just sneak past any weeble wobblers. People we did call out to about passing usually gave us a "Thank You" as we rode by.

There is one section of trail where the double wide path stops, and then continue about 100 yards or so to your right, across a big barren intersection with lots of train tracks. This is a component of the trail that could definitely be better marked. When you get to this intersection, to continue, it almost looks like you are heading inside the gate of some sort of industrial complex. I should have taken a pic or video of this section. I could easily see some people get lost at this point, so be careful. 

Travelers Rest is a micro-town just a few miles from the northern terminus. If you are on a date-ride, Travelers Rest is a great place to stop for a bite, a beer, or to basically refuel however you need to. The actual trail continues a bit north of TR, and then ends abruptly.


The ride back is excellent, because all that upgrade you just worked through is downhill on the way back. Again, it is so subtle that you can barely tell, but you'll feel like you are really making time and having fun with lots of coasting on the return trip. Take your time, look around, have fun. Remember to slow it down through the downtown section. Most importantly, if you started next to the bowling alley like I described, then when you get back to the bowling alley, keep following the trail all the way to the top of the street/intersection, because it is the most climbing you'll have done all day and if you don't go all the way to the top, YOU HAVE CHEATED and not done the WHOLE trail. You'll thank me later for challenging you to go the whole way. It's only another 200 yards but it is a tough 200.


Overall I really enjoyed myself on this trail. There are enough things to look at along the way that you don't get bored, but you'll eventually get to sections where you can open up the throttle a little bit. I'd also say this is a great "date trail", and you could easily do more of it than you think you can even if you rarely ride. My Strava results for the ride were just under 34 miles out and back. You can always use the interactive trail map on your mobile device for help.

Now Go Get Swampy!



Sunday, October 5, 2014

Terminus5C Bicycle Challenge 2014

Saturday my buddies Graham, Jay and I participated in the Terminus5C bicycle checkpoint ride/challenge and fundraiser for Atlanta Bicycle Coalition. This was my second year and their first. Weather was definitely a factor as the temp had dropped about 15 degrees from the previous day, and brought blustery winds all day long. Overall, the cool temps were not too bad, but definitely long sleeve weather.

The Mobile Social, the group that hosts the ride, has reported just under a hundred participants. The ride starts at Woodruff Park in downtown Atlanta. (Group pic of start from Mobile Social FB page).


The ride included 5 checkpoints and two bonus stops. Each stop gained you points for making a purchase and completing a physical or mental challenge. The stops included:

Challenge: Place photos of Living Walls art on map of Atlanta at correct locations in 1 min.
I'm not gonna lie, I just straight up guessed. I actually had one right, then changed it. Bummer. A lot of people hit Noni's first as it was the closest to the start. The poor guy working the bar had his hands full as a zillion bikey people started showing up trying to get the purchase bonus.

Challenge: Take a selfie with ABC staff member.
This one was easy.

About 500 yards from the next location, Graham flatted. He had repair supplies with him but unfortunately he sliced his tire bad enough that he couldn't continue so he had to abandon.



Challenge: Throw 4 plastic coins and 2 plastic jewels into an open bike bag or basket from about 5 ft back.
The real challenge here was getting something from the bar for the purchase bonus. Jay and I stood at the bar for a good 10 minutes before being served and we were the only people waiting at that time. If it were only me there, I'd chalk up my perception of the wait time to me being in a rush, but Jay was wondering what the heck was going on also. Whatevs.

On the way from Argosy to The Pullman

Challenge: Timed identification of the names of various bike components.
This one was fun, fast and easy. It was also great to be immediately put on a list so that we could do the challenge in the order we showed up, since only 2 could go at a time. The bar staff and the folks running the challenge at this location were extremely on point. This place is right by Graham's hut, so I called and tried to get him to rejoin but he did not.

On the way to the next location, Jay flatted. He busted out a quick roadside repair and we were back on our way. Then things took a turn for the worse. About 800 yards later, he flatted again. We'll never know if the sharp wire we found inside the tire was a legit new flat or if the wire had been in the tire from the previous flat but not removed. Good thing Jay brought two tubes. After a few minutes we were headed out again, and I heard Jay shout something from behind. He had taken a spill. Bloody knee bizness. Said it was from an issue with the chain coming off. Felt kind of bad since I was the one who reinstalled the wheel on his bike. Sorry buddy. 

King of Pops World HQ
Challenge: Buy a pop, save receipt.
This was a bonus location, and we were going right past it on the way to the next place. I chose the "mystery pop" which ended up being banana and cinammon. Freakin delicious. The Beltline was predictably crowded.

Challenge: Use two U-locks to lock together as many bikes as possible, to a rack, timed.
This would have been fun if I'd had actually had a chance to do it. Unfortunately things here were kind of unorganized, which meant that although Jay and I showed up before some of the other arrivals, we got skipped about 3 times in favor of other people. After the second time I spoke up and said something. By this timeI was starting to think that the actual challenge looked like something I wouldn't have been to great at anyway. One of the rules was that you had to include your own bike and I wasn't into the idea of scratching up or potentially damaging my bike just for some points. So Jay and I agreed, as we got skipped for the third time, that we should just go ahead and try to head to the next location which was a longer distance away than all of the other checkpoints, and had a higher point value. I think a lot of people had a lot of fun at this challenge, but it worked out pretty bad for us. The bar staff were super cool though, and I still got my purchase points. Oh well, onward!

Challenge: Skeeball, Shuffleboard and Bicycle Tire Ring Toss.
It took us a while to actually find the door to this place, as it is tucked away beneath the stairs of a shopping center type deal. Then once we actually went inside, the first thing we saw were a bunch of really dressed up folks at the bar, and we were wondering if we were in the right place. One of the bar staff saw us and directed us downstairs, and we eventually found the section for the terminus challenges. These challenges were lots of fun, and I would love to go back to this place later and check it out with some friends. The folks running the challenges here were very organized, were taking people in order of arrival, and seemed like they were having a blast.

No Challenge here. This was the end point, after party/awards ceremony location. Had some excellent post ride food and maybe one too many beers.

We stuck around for the awards ceremony, because the great thing about this event, aside from the fundraising for a great cause, is that lots of people win lots of things for lots of reasons. The awards ceremony was fun, and wouldn't you know it Jay got the award for "Most Average Rider". I think what they meant was "Most Consistent Scorer" but it was announced as "Most Average", which I thought was pretty funny. He got a big round of applause and a top tube pad made out of a repurposed inner tube. 

Graham, me and Jay

Overall it was another fun year of Terminus5C action. My strategy for next year is going to be not buying beer for the purchase points at each location. Gonna limit the beers to the last 2 locations and just get something else at each spot early on.

I said this last year and I will repeat it again now...this event is fun for pretty much anyone that can ride a bike comfortably in city traffic, and everyone should give it abgo, you'll have an adventure and probably a total blast.