You may bow down and worship the Raleigh VEKTAR. Don't even begin to dream about riding it...you're not worthy. You're not ready. This is the K.I.T.T. of BMX Bikes.
If you were awesome enough to ride the VEKTAR, you could wear your fanciest clothes and still never get a mud strip up your back due to the Advanced Crud Deflection System, which is part of both the front and rear control sections. Your designer jeans and right calve would never get any grease from the chain, as the precision front drive component is equipped with a lubrication guard, which also works to keep your pants from getting caught up in the chain. Of course a velocipede this fast requires a saddle with a totally unique ergonomic butt-hugging design that keeps you locked into the cockpit as you approach light speed. I believe one of the features that is not widely talked about is the ability of the large wheel reflectors to bounce any type of laser weapon used against the bike back at the original shooter. Let's just keep that between us though okay.
Nineteen eighty five was a great year for future forward.
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