Some things are about to happen. Time for some modernization of Ye Olde GT Talera. It's the bike that will never die. Steel is real and all that. As you can see, there is a fork in the pic. Yep I'm going back to the orig rigid fork, which I actually still have because I did not know if I was gonna dig the suspension forks I installed via SOPO Bicycle Coop probably like 20 years ago. Glad I had presence of mind to keep them! The suspension forks are fine, but old, and most of the riding I do on this bike doesn't really require suspension. I'm mostly switching back to rigid because a front rack is part of the long term plan for this bike, and I think I'll have more mounting options. Here is a pic of what's about to be installed/swapped/updated. NOTE: yep, we're doiung V-brakes. We all know how much I don't like V-brakes, but these ones from BOX may change my mind. The cantis that are on the bke now are okay but the kools stop pads are crap, the back brake hasn't been right since my last pad swap. Let's Go!
Monday, January 12, 2026
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Like the Weather
I have a small amount of momentum going with biking this year, but I also have new rules as far as what type of weather is suitable for riding. By that I mean, I'm 49 years old, I've acclimated to the heat of the south, so I am not riding in weather under 50 degrees.
The upside of this is that I am back in the routine of asking myself almost every day "is it nice enough to ride?" That is a step in the right direction even though it is tough during the winter when the answer is almost always "no."
Physically I'll never get back to previous "performance" levels. But mentally I'm beating the excuses that kept me from riding in 2019. I guess I am having "marginal gains" as Team INEOS (formerly team Sky) would put it.
Wednesday of next week I am getting a Heart Catheterization procedure. This is, from what I am told, a fairly routine procedure that allows the doctors to examine more closely what is happening with my heart by inserting a tube through an artery in my arm or leg, and injecting a special dye that will allow them to see blood flow blockages in real time. I have been told that if they detect blockages that are bad enough, they will install stents to open those blockages.
My first question was, "will it give me more energy?"
The answers I've gotten so far say no. These answers were from both the actual doctor that will be performing the work, and from a few people I know who have one or more stents in their heart having been through the same procedure. The way it will work from what I understand, is that my heart may work more efficiently after the procedure, which could extend my lifespan. In other words, with my congestive heart failure, my heart is only moving 60% of the capacity of blood it is supposed to. If I have stents installed, it most likely will still only move that percentage, but will work a little less hard doing it.
I am writing this based only on what I have been told, my next step is a deep dive into information about the procedure and its affects.
In other news, I retaped my road bike bars with white tape. Stupid tape had no adhesive. Oain in the neck.
The upside of this is that I am back in the routine of asking myself almost every day "is it nice enough to ride?" That is a step in the right direction even though it is tough during the winter when the answer is almost always "no."
Physically I'll never get back to previous "performance" levels. But mentally I'm beating the excuses that kept me from riding in 2019. I guess I am having "marginal gains" as Team INEOS (formerly team Sky) would put it.
Wednesday of next week I am getting a Heart Catheterization procedure. This is, from what I am told, a fairly routine procedure that allows the doctors to examine more closely what is happening with my heart by inserting a tube through an artery in my arm or leg, and injecting a special dye that will allow them to see blood flow blockages in real time. I have been told that if they detect blockages that are bad enough, they will install stents to open those blockages.
My first question was, "will it give me more energy?"
The answers I've gotten so far say no. These answers were from both the actual doctor that will be performing the work, and from a few people I know who have one or more stents in their heart having been through the same procedure. The way it will work from what I understand, is that my heart may work more efficiently after the procedure, which could extend my lifespan. In other words, with my congestive heart failure, my heart is only moving 60% of the capacity of blood it is supposed to. If I have stents installed, it most likely will still only move that percentage, but will work a little less hard doing it.
I am writing this based only on what I have been told, my next step is a deep dive into information about the procedure and its affects.
In other news, I retaped my road bike bars with white tape. Stupid tape had no adhesive. Oain in the neck.
Friday, January 10, 2020
Mongoose Pro-Class Wheelset Mystery
There are a lot of interesting things about this build. What we have is an old school Mongoose with new school Crupi forks, I am guessing the bars are also Crupi, and some sort of vintage alloy cranks. The most interesting part however, is the all blue Mongoose Pro Class wheels.
What makes these Pro Class so interesting? Hmmmm….as far as I know, Pro Class wheels were only ever available in three finishes: regular aluminum, polished aluminum, and a smoke colored anodized (or some other type pf coating process). So how in the heck are there a set of blue ones on this build?
I started searching around trying to find out if I was wrong about Pro Class only being available in the three finishes mentioned above, and everything I found said I was correct. I also leaned that Mongoose had contracted with two separate rim manufacturers to have the hoops constructed: Araya and Sumo. Some of the production run from both manufacturers utilized existing rims, so you could find Araya or Sumo actually stamped into the spoke side of the hoop. I'm guessing the later runs are the ones that don't have the stamps.
Anyway, I just could not find any evidence that they were ever available in blue.
These wheels, if you are unfamiliar with them, have a large hole drilled out between every spoke hole in order to make them incredibly light, and they utilize a metallic rim strip with a glossy color coating which which you can see through the rim holes in order to give them some color. Below you can see the rim strip in action. This one is set up so that the red side shows through the holes. You can also see the unused blue side. You could change the color scheme of your wheelset just by flipping over the proprietary rim strip.
In my search to find out whether the rims for Pro Class were ever available in blue, I came across an eBay ad which had this set of wheels:
These are pretty much the exact wheels used on the frankenbike Mongoose build! If these were custom coated, clearly they were professionally done. They look great. Not only that but check out the valve stem home graphics:
Very nice right? It uses what looks like the correct font and definitely gives them an authentic factory production feel. However, along the way I couldn't find any other pics of Pro Class with this valve stem hole graphics. All I could find were a totally different rounded rectangle style.
So I'm perplexed? Are these customs? Am I just totally mistaken that they were never available in colors and if so, why can't I find any advertising or supporting evidence that they were?
The only downside of the whole mystery is that by this point in the game with wheelsets, manufacturers had wised up and started leaving the sidewalls uncoated since caliper brake shoes would end up destroying the finish pretty quickly, and the frankenbike above def has handbrakes.
I would be glad to hear any info you may have about whether pro-Class were ever available in colors, and if not, any info on who is making the custom refinished ones would be rad!
I had also wanted to get into the crankset on this bike, but I can't tell a lot about what manufacturer they are from via the pic above. If you have any info on that I'd love to know. Are they from the Campagnolo BMX groupo? Are they some sort of repurposed track bike crankest?
Saturday, January 4, 2020
2020 Goals
Okay it was a terrible year for biking for me in 2019. However, the upside of having a bad year, but still logging the stats, is that you end up with a clear goal to beat the following year.
For 2019 I only rode 88.8 miles with 4131ft of climbing.
Ugh. I know.
I actually rode just a lttle further because there were a few times I rode without my strava running.
So, there we have it. A yearly goal that at one time I would have come close to beating in just two weeks.
Why didn't I ride in 2019? That is a complicated question to answer as it was no one reason, it was a group of reasons. Here is a list of what I believe were the issues:
1. Congestive Heart Failure - I just don't have the oomph that I used to.
2. Boredom - I just got kind of sick of riding the same spots I always do
3. Loneliness - I got tired of hanging out on the bike by myself all the time and chose social activities that involved other people.
4. Money - It was a tight year for me financially. Tight enough that I budgeted for gasoline, which means that I would opt out of driving 15+ miles each way just to do a 7 to 10 mile ride.
5. Fear - see #1. With my condition, I am sort of scared to get too far away from the car when riding these days. I do not want to pass out back in the woods or out on the road alone.
6. Anger - I am mad at all of the above.
But that was last year. This is a new year and I'd love to beat last year's stats, and I'd ove to eliminate or lessen the impact of the list above. This means that I'll need to make some adjustments to my expectations and also the way that I ride. Most of all it means I'll need to ride.
I also have a build that I have not yet talked about which I am looking forward to working on. Some time ago I acquired two -almost complete- but disassembled Schwinn Stingrays, and they have been in storage inside a giant container under my house. I'd love to get those back to rideable condition. Since I have two frames to strat with I'd like to make one stick and make one into an early BMX build.
Of course I'll be logging the year here and I hope you are along for the ride with me.
Happy 2020!
For 2019 I only rode 88.8 miles with 4131ft of climbing.
Ugh. I know.
I actually rode just a lttle further because there were a few times I rode without my strava running.
So, there we have it. A yearly goal that at one time I would have come close to beating in just two weeks.
Why didn't I ride in 2019? That is a complicated question to answer as it was no one reason, it was a group of reasons. Here is a list of what I believe were the issues:
1. Congestive Heart Failure - I just don't have the oomph that I used to.
2. Boredom - I just got kind of sick of riding the same spots I always do
3. Loneliness - I got tired of hanging out on the bike by myself all the time and chose social activities that involved other people.
4. Money - It was a tight year for me financially. Tight enough that I budgeted for gasoline, which means that I would opt out of driving 15+ miles each way just to do a 7 to 10 mile ride.
5. Fear - see #1. With my condition, I am sort of scared to get too far away from the car when riding these days. I do not want to pass out back in the woods or out on the road alone.
6. Anger - I am mad at all of the above.
But that was last year. This is a new year and I'd love to beat last year's stats, and I'd ove to eliminate or lessen the impact of the list above. This means that I'll need to make some adjustments to my expectations and also the way that I ride. Most of all it means I'll need to ride.
I also have a build that I have not yet talked about which I am looking forward to working on. Some time ago I acquired two -almost complete- but disassembled Schwinn Stingrays, and they have been in storage inside a giant container under my house. I'd love to get those back to rideable condition. Since I have two frames to strat with I'd like to make one stick and make one into an early BMX build.
Of course I'll be logging the year here and I hope you are along for the ride with me.
Happy 2020!
Monday, December 16, 2019
Huffy Pro Lightning

Yep, I had this one. I believe I got in at Christmas 1983. It is the least expensive of the Huffy Pro Lightning line.
Interesting choice for them to go with the aero shaped tubing for the seat tube and seat post. I can't remember if the seat in the pic was the original seat.
The rims had a U shaped cross section, similar to the rims that came on the black and gold version which was one level up from this one. Check out that high flange hub on the front wheel.
The downward slanted gooseneck makes me lol!
Over the course of owning it I upgraded some of the parts. I'm pretty sure that I broke the cranks but not in the way you may think. I broke the small stud that sticks into the sprocket on the drive side. Huffy, in what I am sure was a cost cutting measure, did not use cranks where this part was cast at the same time as the crank, they welded one on. I use the term welded very loosely. It broke off and I was still able to pedal enough to get home, but if I tried to get into it hard the sprocket would just slip lol.
Believe it or not I had a lot of fun on this bike. On a personal level this bike meant a lot to me because my mom got it for me even though she had dealt with some issues that left her hospitalized for the fourth quarter of the year. Even in her state of ill health at that time she managed to set aside enough money for me to have this for Xmas. Thanks Mom, I'll never for get your kindness and thoughtfulness.
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Tracer Finn Boosting a One Hander
The caption says one handed 360 degree aerials but I don't think that is what Tracer Finn is doing in this picture. Regardless that photo is great because it shows a unique angle and direction of travel. He is absolutely boosting it for a jump from this particular era. More and more I am liking the classic era of BMX these days when it really was about imitating what was happening in actual Motocross. Sooner or later I'll do a Bob Hannah appreciation post and hopefully find a bunch of pics of BMX riders doing "Hannah's"
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
Lego Mountain Bike Babe
This Lego Mountainbiker MiniFig is a girl right? I think the lips are girl lips, but the long hair could go either way. I dig the aggressive eyebrows lol.
Sunday, August 4, 2019
Montgomery Ward - Open Road BMX Shaped Object
Just remembering this "Open Road" BMX bike sold by Montgomery Ward. It was a fall day and my dad took me to Golden Ring Mall to see a movie. I'm not 100% sure but I want to say it was "Hangar 18" which was about the government covering up a collision that the Space Shuttle had with an alien spacecraft or something. If I remember correctly later in life I'd get flashbacks of the parallels between Hangar 18 and the Roswell UFO crash tale, in particular the Blue Room, which was supposedly the room where the aliens were kept, and was later memorialized by the sound system called The Orb. All of this is very loose as far a memories go.
Anyway, back to the bike. Before the movie we took a stroll through the MonkeyWards and went to the bike section. Dad knew I was going to ask for a bike for Christmas becayse I -always- asked for a bike, so I guess he figured he would get ahead of the game, and let me pick out the exact one I wanted. This was not the exact one I wanted. This one is:
Unfortunately this was out of our price range. In fact at this point in my life I had never even been to a real bike shop and seen a Redline in real life. But on this particular day it didn't matter, I was stoked that I at least got to pick out the exact bike I wanted from the row of stingray clones and ten speeds. This was the only thing even close to what I needed. Boy was I happy when he walked up to the counter and put it on lay-away!
The next few months were torture, waiting for Christmas day and my new ride. Soon enough the day came and I couldn't wait to take out my new bike and check out the other new bikes that all the neighborhood kids had gotten. Whether mine was nicer or not I was sure I was the only one with this model.
Overall, I had a blast on this bike, thrashing the bejeezus out of it until some point about mid summer when I cracked the rear Lester Allow Mag. This was an interesting failure...the bike would still roll, but it made a noise that said "when this thing finally fails completely, you are gonna end up bloody and hurt. I listened to that message and soon enough traded something or other for some spoked wheels from Crazy Gary, the neighborhood tinkerer and electronic genius.
Ended up getting a bit more lifespan out of it and of course as it grew closer to Christmas I started thinking about what I was going to replace it with, so it soon faded into oblivion like a zillion bikes before and after. Now that I'm, older it is very easy to see that this thing was most likely made in the same factory as the Huffy Pro Thunder series. Open Road, you were not the best bike I the world but I'm fond of the times we had together.
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
2020 Olympics Tokyo Cycling, BMX & Skateboarding Mascots!
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics Cycling, Mountain Biking, BMX Racing and BMX Freestyle mascots!
BMX RACING
BMX FREESTYLE
ROAD CYCLING
TRACK CYCLING
MOUNTAIN BIKING
SKATEBOARDING
How freakin' awesome are these? I love them. Share this post!
Just an Awesome Vintage BMX Photo
Wish I could explain what some of these vintage photos do to me. It's more than just bike memories. They take me back to being a kid in general. Full of hope for the future, I really thought that I would eventually move to SoCal and be involved in the BMX industry. Things didn't really turn out that way but that's okay. I still like to feel the nostalgia for that time period when I can. The person in this pic is not me, but I've done lots of powerslides, has lots of tuff wheel mags, and ridden loads of shoes so long that the sides blew out.
Monday, March 25, 2019
Getting Microscopic with Vintage Buff, Duke and 944
What a rad photo! Let's take a moment and examine it a bit closer.
Making the leap is one of my personal childhood heroes Mike Buff, who we all know and love from the Bicycle Motocross Action Trick Team. There is no way to positively ID if he is riding his trademark white PK Ripper in this shot, but he often ran Baby Blue Landing Gear forks with the PH frame, and obvs whatever forks he is running here are white, so who knows. I don't see any fork standers so I don't think he had switched to riding a Hutch Trick Star when this photo was taken. Another timestamp for this pic is that the bike clearly does not have the Potts Modification as the front brake cable is clearly visible. He is roosting a pretty good launch to be landing on flat ground though. Almost certain that those are white ACS Z-rims he is running.
Making the leap is one of my personal childhood heroes Mike Buff, who we all know and love from the Bicycle Motocross Action Trick Team. There is no way to positively ID if he is riding his trademark white PK Ripper in this shot, but he often ran Baby Blue Landing Gear forks with the PH frame, and obvs whatever forks he is running here are white, so who knows. I don't see any fork standers so I don't think he had switched to riding a Hutch Trick Star when this photo was taken. Another timestamp for this pic is that the bike clearly does not have the Potts Modification as the front brake cable is clearly visible. He is roosting a pretty good launch to be landing on flat ground though. Almost certain that those are white ACS Z-rims he is running.
The car is obvs a Porsche 944. Not much to say about that except that one of the riders I grew up with had one when we were in high school and I always thought t was a pretty sweet ride.
The person leaning against the car is Dana Duke, who was at the time sort of the Flavor Flav of the BMX and Motocross scene from what I remember. I'm pretty sure he was an announcer for lots of BMX trick shows, and also heavily involved in the motorcycle motocross scene. But if I remember correctly he was much more than just an announcer and did all kinds of things to help promote and generate hype for both BMX and Motocross. Unfortunately he is also remembered as being the driver in a car/train accident than killed three passengers that were with him at the time, all of them heavy hitters in the motocross scene. Last I heard The Duke is still alive and shows up at events from time to time sporting some rad vintage Oakley gear. Not sure if he is actually doing any announcing or is affiliated with marketing of hype generating though. If you know of any up to date news post in the comments.
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Sunday, September 2, 2018
Beer Bottle Opener Project - Monty the Rat
There is a bracket on my beach cruiser rat bike which originally held a reflector. Said reflector was removed within minutes of rescuing the bike, but the bracket has just sat there ever since. So I decided to try putting it to good use by hacking a regular old bottle/can opener combo.
First I bought the opener.
First I bought the opener.
Sawed off the parts I didn't need. Notice the twist at the bottom. I used a vice to squash the twist out
Next I used the vice and a hammer to bend it to the shape I needed.
Here is a view of the bracket on which the opener would be mounted
Next I drilled out the hole for the nut and bolt. This was probably the most tricky part. We have a drill press, but there wasn't a good way to clamp the opener that would allow proper hole placement. So the first hole was a bit of a compromise, and ended up not working at all. I gave it a second try, which included unbending part of the L shape for the drill chuck to have better vertical access. I didn't take the time to grab a pic of the drill press and clamp mechanism, but I assure you, this was the sketchiest part of the whole job. The drill press itself is fine, but my clamp mechanism was not pretty. IN the end it worked. Filed down the flash left over from the drill operation then headed to Home Depot and grabbed the bolt, flat washer, lock washer and nut I needed. Below is a pic of the finished result.
Next I tested it using a glass bottled Coke. Unfortunately it did not work as well as I would like. I had to work the bottle at an angle which made me end up spilling a bit out of the top once the cap came off. I also don't like that this particular opener ended up looking just like a reflector bracket! So, I am considering this opener version 1.0, and will continue working to refine both the look and functionality. All in all it was still a fun way to spend an hour or two and I literally spent less than $6.00 on the whole rig. Just want to get a version dialed in enough to work well for Southern Surf Stomp 2018.
Monday, August 13, 2018
Vintage BMX Nutbuster Pad Action
Installed a California Lite Perry Kramer Signature single stem pad on Monty the cruiser. I think I'm going to get a top tube pad also. Before and After pics below.
Saturday, August 11, 2018
Monty the RatCruiser Updates - Tires, Seat Clamp, Rim Strip
Got some new tires for Monty, my beach cruiser rat rod build. He is starting to look pretty sharp now.
Two days after throwing the new tires on the rear was flat. I was pretty sure the issue was the old, crunchy rim strip. Once I got the tube out I was able to confirm that there is a single spoke that is poking out the bottom of the spoke nipple just enough to be an issue if the rim strip didn't do its job, which it did not. There is a lot of rust inside the rim, so before I put the new, wider cloth rim tape on, I took some time to remove all of the rust I could and gave it a decent cleaning to remove any residual particles. Hopefully that will do the trick.
Bpnus Level! My new Dia-Compe 2 piece seat clamp arrived today, so I was able to throw that on as well. Pork Chop threw in a rad hot wheels logo mash up sticker too. Clamp installed in about 2 minutes. The old school bmx parts continue to add personality to this build. I think so any way.
Here you can see the clamp installed. But what I really want you to look at is the flat bracket behind the clamp with a home in it. Believe it or not, when I found the bike, this bracket did nothing but hold another bracket which held a reflector, which I removed during the decluttering process. The new plan for this bracket is to use it to mount a beer bottle opener, wich I'm in the process of sourcing. Once I get the actual opener, I plan to do some minor fabrication work to install it the way I want. Stay tuned rock stars!
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Nu Shuz
Finally found some tires at a price point too good to ignore so I scooped em up for Monty the Rat Rod Beach Cruiser, which has been sitting dormant for a long time with no updates. For some reason I want to take it to Southern Surf Stompfest 2018.
Thursday, November 24, 2016
The Spindle Hosts 3rd Burrito Armageddon Triathalon
Headed over to The Spindle to check out the 3rd Burrito Armageddon Triathalon. Fun times.
I wasn't racing, just wanted to ride a bit ahead of the race and get some snapshots. The turnout was pretty good. As soon as the racer lined up and held their shots over their heads for the start, I booked it to the first stop, El Myr. Yeah, mandatory shot for all racers at the start. It was that kind of party.
I didn't get any pics worth posting at El Myr. The real treat at this stop was the heckling. As everyone tried to cram a whole burrito down as fast as they could, spectators and event staff made them feel appropriately silly about what they were doing. Thin skinned? You're gonna let them break your concentration. Stay focused and channel your inner Kobayashi.
Second stop was Argosy where the riders had to do another shot. I heard is was some kind of Jameson and egg-nog concoction. Then it was on to the mini-cyclocross track. The heckling continued as the riders navigated in an egg nog booze haze, the burrito from the last stop starting to maybe possibly gurgle a litlle in the old tums. Bonus Level: silly string assassins.
Final Stop - Elmyriachi. I believe that when you got here, you needed to chug a PBR before posting your final time, but I am not quite sure. I was scoping things out up by the finish and the person handing out the PBRs said "Welcome racer", and I told him I didn't race. He said "Oh I have to give these beers to the racers only." Fine, no worries. The I walked around a bit and when I passed in front of the beer zone again, the guy from before came out from behind the table and gave me a tallboy with an event coozie on it. Very Rad!
I hung out til the raffle was completed then headed out. The only downside is that on the way back to my car, I somehow lost the Burrito Armageddon beer coozie. Now, to most people something like that might be no big deal, but I can't stand losing stuff, so it bothered me all the way into late Monday. Hopefully it will find a good home wherever it flew out of my pocket.
Friday, November 18, 2016
Trail Review - Trail Creek, Athens GA

Rode Trail Creek Mountain Bike Trails in Athens GA for the first time today, so I'm laying down this review while the ride is sill fresh in my memory bank. This trail is just a short hop from the downtown area, and very easy find. Parking was not an issue at all when I was there.
Download Printable Map Here
My overall first impression is very good, and definitely a bit different than other GA trails I have ridden. To me, this trail is very "bike-park-ish." Each loop is short, and if you are looking for epic mileage this is not your best choice. Head on down to Ft. Yargo if you are trying to clock up your distance stats.
What this trail lacks in single loop distance it makes up for in fun factor by way of some excellent "intermediate/advanced" sections, which are "sessionable." By that I mean that most of the berm and jump sections are set up so that you aren't forced to go all the way to the end of the trail hit them after your first pass. Sometimes you can go right back into the fun sections and loop them over and over. On the really heavy stuff, you do have to follow through a little further, but even the ride back to the top is not very bad. You can access the entry points to the heavy stuff about 1/4 mile from the main parking lot, at the 3 o' clock point of entry off filed 2 in the mao above, then hang a right and you'll be at the start of the two heaviest sections. But let's go through the map trail by trail with my recommendation on how to do this trail the first time.
Orange Crush (orange on map):
To get to this trail, come down out of the parking by field 2 to Trail Creek Street and hang a right. Take Trail Creek Street until you see the cement path on the left. Hop on the path and talke it all the way to the entry point on the right. Yes I know we passed teh entry point to the Green Trail, but we are going to do that later.
When you get to the trail entry, hop on in and go clockwise. You're going to do a little climbing for the first half, then when you get to the top, the fun stuff starts. You'll see on the map a dotted orange section which is the berms and jumps business. If you aren't comfortable with berms and jumps, just take the other direction. If you take the intermediate section, get ready to commit because it gets fast quickly and it is hard to impossible to back out of a line once make your choices. I had to footdown twice on this section on my first pass, but I also roosted some good lines on the berms and caught a little air. Then when it ended, it was easy to see where you could hook around and repeat the section. This is what I meant about sessioning. I could easily ride just the intermediate section of this trail for like 45 mins to an hour, then call it a day. However, on your first time there, you need to experience more, so instead of doubling back, go ahead and close out the loop and you'll be back on the cement path where you started.
Green Trail (green on map):
Directly across from the outrance of the orange trail you are going to see an entry point to the Green trail. You can go in here if you want. I did not. I went back up the cement path to the main entrance. Once you pop into the trail, there are a few picnic tables you can chillmode at, and get your thoughts together about how you are going to kill it next time you do orange.
Green trail is almost totally flat. Not a lot to say about it, except that you can always use it as a cheat to get your distance numbers up by doing it 2 or 3x. It's only like a mile long, just like Orange Crush. If you are new to mountain biking and don't want anything too heavy, this is your trail, I mean, when I say it is flat, it is, but it is not so tame that you aren't really mountain biking.
Drive By Truckers (blue on map):
When you finish green, go back on the cement trail the way you came, then hang a right onto Trail Creek Street. You'll go about 1/4 mile til you see the entrance to the blue on the left. Head on in!
You're going to start twisting and climbing. be aware of bikes hauling ass the opposite direction! The rules at this park are that downhill riders have to yield to climbers, but sometimes they can be hauling pretty fast and not have time to get off the trail, so just keep your eyes open up ahead. If you look on the map you'll see a dotted line section of blue. You want to go to the left of this section, because it is a unidirectional intermediate section. You'll go about 1/8th mile and the trail will come back together. Hook around and try the intermediate section! You can handle this one. You can just roll over the jumps or you can go for some air. It is a short but fun section, and again, you could get to this spot and just loop around sessioning the berms and jumps til your heart is content. But today you are going to go back to just do it once and then keep going in the original direction. When you get to the top rightmost part of blue, you'll have reached the top as far as elevation for the entire trail.
So now you'll be going mostly downhill but some of the switchbacks take you back up a bit. The whole way up the berms on blue have been useless to you because you have been climbing, but now there will be a bunch of small jumps and berms that are working for you. This is a nice long section, so rock it all the way til you connect with the yellow/red trail entrances.
BONUS: if you look at the map you'll see that when you get to the intersection with yellow/red, you can also take a short path back to the parking lot so you can get a beer. You might need one for these next sections.
Panic (yellow on map):
Hold tight here you go! This is a sweet downhill section with bigger berms and jumps that you have encountered so far. Although they are larger, they are not terribly scary and you can roll over most of the jumps. But that's no fun. You'll have a few opportunities to catch a little air and maybe scare yourself a little. If you cleared the intermediate on orange, you'll dig this section which is longer.
Eventually you'll meet back up with the tail of red, and at that point the heavy stuff mellows out, but you'll still be cruising pretty quick. Make sure to keep an eye out on your left where the trails come back together so you don't collide with someone from red. Go under the bridge and at the next fork hang a right. This will pop you out onto Trail Creek Street, and you'll see the way back to the parking lot. You can go to the left and get a little extra distance, but I did not do that on my visit. I was anxious to get to the final section. Once you get back to the parking lot, you can easily head right back in and do this again. Sessioning!
Widespread (red on map):
Are yo ready? because this is where it gets real.
This section has the biggest berms, the fasted speed, and the most rad jumps. Take it slow the first time, but there will be spots where you can catch some air very easily. Most of the jumps are not gaps, they are tabletop jumps, but even the ones that are gaps are only slighting gapped, but you still don't want to case it with your back wheel if you try them. You're can go a zillion miles an hour down this section, but remember there is going to be a point where you meet back up with the yellow trail so keep your eyes open for riders to your right as the trails come back together. The finish is that same as red. Take a deep breath and realize that you just did something very rad! Then if you want to, go back up to the parking lot and do it again, and again. Sessioning! While I was there today tehre were some locals that were doing nothing but Widespread, over and over and over, ad they were rinsing it pretty good.
Drive By Truckers (blue on map):
To close out your first visit to this trail, go to the intersection where blue, yellow and red meet (again) and this time take blue. you'll be doing it the opposite directoin that you did the first time. Take it all the way back to Trail Creek Street. This will give you some extra distance, and you'll get to do the downhill sections of blue that you passed when you were climbing it previously. There are a few rock drop off options that you can try of you want to get really gnarly. I was not in that mode today, and truthfully they may be better for the full suspension crowd.
When you get back to the road, you'll know where you are at this point so you can go do some more riding or you can call it a day. If you call it, you'll be at about 7.5 miles/500ft climbing. That's All! So you can see how sessioning may be to your advantage for fun factor and to get your stats up.
Conclusion:
I love Athens. I love that all of the trail names have to do with Athens bands. I love that I have found a trail that is very different than every other trail in the area, I love that this trail seems like an entry level "bike park" only here you don't have to take a shuttle or lift back to the top, and you do need to do a little uphill business. I can't wait til next Spring when I can go and stay for a whole day. I think you should go with me.
NOTE: You'll see that there is a way to connect the bottom section of the blue trail to the green trail but as of this writing that section is closed so they can build a new bridge over the creek because the old one is failing. The trail stewards straight up said NOT to ride this section and you should listen to them. You can go to the SORBA-ATHENS facebook page for updates on bridge construction and other trail related news.
Big Ups and Bike Together!

Friday, November 4, 2016
Getting Microscopic with Curb Dog Maurice Meyer
Let's examine this classic Bob Osborn photo. You know Bob. He ran a magazine called Bicycle Motocross Action. We can talk about that later.
For now though, let's get microscopic this 1984 photo of Maurice Meyer of Curb Dogs fame, going full on back to basics style with a straight up front endo, most likely at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. That is the end of the obvious stuff.
The first oddity you may see are the brake levers. They look all motocross-ey, like they came off a dirt bike. Let me decode them for you. He is running Dia-Compe Tech 3's, but he has added a few mods. First off is the red plastic tubes that are squeezed onto the lever portion. I had these things on a bunch of bikes. They basically beef up the overall diameter of the actual lever, which makes for a bit more comfortable and thus tighter pull. Next he is running some kind of rubber dust/dirt guard over the top most portion of the lever and the clamp. These accesories probably did come from motocross. Never ever ever seen this exact model marketed to bike riders. Terrycable had something similar, a flexible plastic guard that just sort of flapped over the middle of the lever and clamp.
Working downward we have the CW bars and number plate. I've seen racing number plates used for freestyle by putting your actual name on the front, but this is the first and only time I've seen one used to promote a "crew". Yeah man, SF guys always future forward.
He is riding a Kuwahara racing frame (1984 was just before every company in the world came out with a dedicated freestyle model) and running a Hutch tall headset lock. Maurice gave it a personal touch with the MM initials under the head tube sticker.
The dual color Dia-Compe MX 1000 brakes are an interesting detail that may have snuck past you though. This was a common mid eighties mod where you got a front and rear brake, each two different colors, and took them apart, then reassembled them half one color, half the other. Easy Peasy! If you took the time to do that you probably also took the time to put lubrication between the brake arm contact points, and all of the associated washers and spacers. This made the already strong classic brake set work even better. After a while I started using 900's instead of 1000's. The only difference was the tire clearance, the 900's were smaller. Ah, the good old days before V-Brakes. I hate V-brakes.
Did you notice that he is running a Cycle Pro Snakebelly tire on the front? Ha...he has it mounted backwards.
The whole rig is "pre-potts mod" which means he can only turn the handlebars a certain amount before the front brake arm rams into the frame. Potts, which allowed the front brake cable to route through a hollow stem bolt, and allowed turning the bars 360 degrees, hadn't been invented yet and we were quite a way from rotors/gyros at this time. Don't let that stop you, Maurice didn't.
That's pretty much all there is except I'm wondering if the guy on the PK Ripper behind and to the right of him is Brian Scura. I'm not trying to hate on Brian Scura but he is a guy who was able to make an already "safe" sport so sanitized that...well I don't even know how to explain it. Actually I can explain it but I'll make that an individual post, because this one is already long enough.
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